31.5.07

Terapi Urine

PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit Content

Usai pipis
belum juga basuh dan tarik restluiting
plung!
tiba2 saja flashdisk yang kukalungkan di leher
jatuh terlepas dari talinya
langsung masuk ke lubang toilet

kyaaaaaa!
tanpa pikir panjang
ugh, mau gak mau
kujulurkan tangan ke sana
memungut si flash disk
di dalam genangan air seni

segera kubilas ia
segera kucuci tangan
tak lupa kubasuh si adik
dan menarik restluiting celana
sebelum kusiram lubang toilet

buru2 keluar kamar mandi
langsung cek ke komputer
selamat.... flash disk masih berfungsi!
aku pun bersenandung riang

*diiringi musik latar ala heidy diana*
syalala... mana flashdisk-mu
syalala... ini flashdisk-ku



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55 comments:

  1. Jazzterday PVJMay 31, 2007 at 10:35 AM

    :O????

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  2. farian sakinahMay 31, 2007 at 10:36 AM

    halah.... E398 g nyemplung.... akhirnya sekarang ngehang...
    hiksssss setelah sempat hidup.... sekarang my Moto berdiam sendiri di pojokan...

    haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii welcome back dear....

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  3. Jazzterday PVJMay 31, 2007 at 10:36 AM

    FD = msh berfungsi.....
    klow yg laen gmn...msh berfungsi gak ????

    :))

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  4. mark hellmeed julianMay 31, 2007 at 10:37 AM


    pagi bro.. tadinya gue mo pinjem flashdisk nya.. tapi....


    ga jadi deh..
    :)

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  5. ' Badai 'May 31, 2007 at 10:39 AM

    HAYO MUSTI MINJEM!!!!

    *maksa*

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  6. Keko Chez UmarMay 31, 2007 at 10:40 AM

    kayaknya mahal tuh flashdisk lu :))

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  7. ' Badai 'May 31, 2007 at 10:40 AM

    biasa deh chev selalu muncul dengan pertanyaan khas infotainment ;p

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  8. ' Badai 'May 31, 2007 at 10:41 AM

    iya dunk, secara pernah terapi urine eksklusif!

    ;p

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  9. aldebaran syahMay 31, 2007 at 10:41 AM

    dah baekan bro?

    adelo namanya sapa?

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  10. ' Badai 'May 31, 2007 at 10:42 AM

    iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

    *peyuk ian*

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  11. ' Badai 'May 31, 2007 at 10:43 AM

    maksud lo????

    *defensif mode on*

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  12. mark hellmeed julianMay 31, 2007 at 10:43 AM


    gue ga nyangka.. ternyata.. elo... ical... whoaaa......

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  13. ' Badai 'May 31, 2007 at 10:51 AM

    bilang aja iriiiiiiiii

    ;p

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  14. aldebaran syahMay 31, 2007 at 10:53 AM

    terus adelo namanya?

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  15. Keko Chez UmarMay 31, 2007 at 10:53 AM

    kalo murah, gak dibela-belain dipungut lagi :p

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  16. Macaca FascicularisMay 31, 2007 at 10:53 AM

    ihhh.... jijay... :-p

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  17. maymoy ^_^May 31, 2007 at 10:53 AM

    ya ampun..sekalinya muncul..isinya ttg FD.. ckckckck..
    kirain mu nulis2 apaaaa gt yg bagus ^_^
    ayo coba garuk2 aspal lagi, mumpung aku bawa kamera, hihihihi

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  18. nuky happyMay 31, 2007 at 10:57 AM

    ihhh flasdisk nya bau adek..

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  19. Keko Chez UmarMay 31, 2007 at 11:03 AM

    pengen ngajak kenalan?

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  20. Macaca FascicularisMay 31, 2007 at 11:06 AM

    apakah ini berhubungan dgn pergunjingan kita nuk? :D

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  21. aldebaran syahMay 31, 2007 at 11:13 AM

    gunjing melulu lo noel
    *selepet pake bajaj*

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  22. Titisaning WulansariMay 31, 2007 at 11:14 AM

    ko bisa nyemppluung...??

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  23. indah susantiMay 31, 2007 at 11:18 AM

    worm or anaconda???

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  24. nuky happyMay 31, 2007 at 11:20 AM

    kyknya worm..* ikutan ngebahas *
    @ minul : pembahasan yang kmaren sore ? konaktivitas ? halah

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  25. indah susantiMay 31, 2007 at 11:20 AM

    kalo aldi nyemplung di urine

    moto loe nyemplung di S**T, alias E*K

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  26. Toto 'May 31, 2007 at 11:25 AM

    pas flash disknya dicolokin ke kompie, dilayar muncul pesen. " jangan pipis sembarangan".

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  27. aldebaran syahMay 31, 2007 at 11:31 AM

    kayaknya ulet kaki seribu deh

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  28. Macaca FascicularisMay 31, 2007 at 11:32 AM

    nakal yah!

    *sentil plasdisk yg suka nyemplung2 sembarangan*

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  29. indah susantiMay 31, 2007 at 11:38 AM

    kwakakakakakakaka.....

    bijimane punyanya ical?? ulet kaki seribu juga-kah??

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  30. indah susantiMay 31, 2007 at 11:38 AM

    ati-ati salah sentil...

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  31. Macaca FascicularisMay 31, 2007 at 11:46 AM

    setelah saya selidiki, saya menduga bahwa punyanya ical layak disebut KRL jakarta - rangkas bitung.. :D

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  32. aldebaran syahMay 31, 2007 at 11:50 AM

    idih minul nyelidikin ilmu perkonakan

    ga mutuuuuuu!!

    *lempar minul pake selop indah*

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  33. fickle boonMay 31, 2007 at 12:00 PM

    huakakakakakakaka...
    hinaaaaa

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  34. Macaca FascicularisMay 31, 2007 at 12:05 PM

    *tangkap, lalu cemplungin ke pispot utk kemudian buat nimpuk aldi*

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  35. nuky happyMay 31, 2007 at 12:37 PM

    blehh pesing tau...

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  36. KRISHNA PANOLIHMay 31, 2007 at 1:23 PM

    pernah kecemplung pas transfer isi perut yang lebih 'berisi' ? kekekkeee...

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  37. D!tT@ larasatiMay 31, 2007 at 1:28 PM

    pergi menjauhi aldi yang belum cuci tangan...

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  38. *- che anjas -*May 31, 2007 at 3:11 PM

    pics nya ngga jadi kuning pas dibuka,?

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  39. Eena OktaviaMay 31, 2007 at 4:29 PM

    aih.. ati2 karatan.
    air seni lebih kejam dari air ujan.. :D

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  40. Bona RayJune 1, 2007 at 11:30 AM

    salam kangen dari yangon

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  41. Vincentius KharismaJune 1, 2007 at 2:03 PM

    hiii.... :D

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  42. ' Norman Jr 'June 4, 2007 at 4:28 PM

    eheeemmmm.....

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  43. ' Badai 'June 14, 2007 at 10:16 PM

    kamu mau ikut nyemplung? hehehe

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  44. ' Badai 'June 14, 2007 at 10:18 PM

    kalo dilihat dari perspektif mak erot sih: "cum laude"

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  45. ' Badai 'June 14, 2007 at 10:18 PM

    hwahaha ada toto juga di sini

    ;p

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  46. ' Badai 'June 14, 2007 at 10:19 PM

    cacing kremi

    ;p

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  47. ' Badai 'June 14, 2007 at 10:19 PM

    kenafa jadi gw???

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  48. ' Badai 'June 14, 2007 at 10:20 PM

    jangan sampeeeee

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  49. ' Badai 'June 14, 2007 at 10:20 PM

    warna-warni pelangi aja kok ;)

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  50. ' Badai 'June 30, 2007 at 12:38 PM

    emang air seni bisa bikin karatan ya? hmmmm jadi ngebayangin kalo berkarat.... ;p

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  51. ' Badai 'June 30, 2007 at 12:39 PM

    hah? ada apa?

    *ikutan kaget*

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  52. ' Badai 'June 30, 2007 at 12:40 PM

    eheeemmmm juga...

    ;)

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  53. LaLa YusriJuly 4, 2007 at 10:02 AM

    untung pipis ya.. kalo pupup gimana? diambil juga gak?

    *ngebayangin*

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  54. Friskila Damaris Aquila SilitongaAugust 28, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    ikut terapi urine aja..

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  55. nuky happyAugust 30, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhh
    * mencatat gak akan pinjem flashdisknya badai

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