27.2.08

Unlocking The Code

Salut! Lagi remaja Indonesia berprestasi menciptakan kode enkripsi yang bakalan sulit untuk dipecahkan bahkan oleh agen sekaliber CIA/FBI sekalipun.

Terakhir, saya juga berkesempatan membaca pesan yang berisi kode tersebut, dan sumpah usaha saya untuk menerjemahkannya malah bikin mata siwer dan kepala puyeng. Dijamin ahli bahasa seperti JS Badudu pun bakal dibikin nangis sambil kayang dibuatnya.



Ass. KL0 w Mc J9n di an9kT yE... W m0 dEn9R nssP NA nEeh,, bTw nEeh judL nyE pe N n0pz kodE L9u nyE brPe? maAp yE lo 9N66u,, s x lg! MaAp... 6a pa" kN... l3Z GpL!



Ladies & gentlemen, could you please translate 'em for me. Kalo bisa jago!
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94 comments:

  1. i RamadhanFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:33 PM

    hehehe...

    makanya jgn maen sama abg mulu :P

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  2. Teguh RasyidFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:34 PM

    hehehe.. kodenya susah banget.. *berpikir keras

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  3. Keko Chez UmarFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:35 PM

    Assalamu alaikum
    Kalo gue miscall jangan diangkat ye
    Gue mau denger NSPnya nih
    Btw nih judulnye ape dan nomor kode lagunye berape
    Maaf ye kalo ganggu, sekali lagi
    Nggak apa-apa kan

    yang baris terakhir (l3Z GpL) gw gak tau, tapi my best guess is "Bales gak perlu"

    Elo jualan NSP, di?

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  4. yelli ordinary peopleFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:36 PM

    udah ditranslate

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  5. riostmichael harieFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    l3Z GpL = bales, gak pake lama

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  6. i RamadhanFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    itu maksudnya.... BALES GAK PAKE LAMA

    hhehe

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  7. Keko Chez UmarFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    gw sangkain les Gnu Public License

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  8. ♥ annisa ♥ ♥ harikin ♥February 27, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    saya lebih mengagumi sang pengetik pesan yang mampu pindah huruf besar -> huruf kecil -> huruf besar lagi
    on and on....

    jarinya 16 kali ya?!

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  9. pry pryFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    umarrrr... mantap loh man! ntar kalo gue dapat sms dr 'dia' gue minta terjemahin lo ya.. maklum gue biasanya bales dng 'apa nih?' ksian dia mesti ngirim sms dua kali

    aldi.. emang lo pake nsp ya? hahahaha kocak banget sih lo :-P
    btw ada hajatan di rumah lo ya? di langkahin dong? *upss duh nih mulut kok suka kelepasan ya*

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  10. Oki KerenFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    l3Z GpL! = lo ngeles gue getok pake linggis!

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  11. Jia eFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    wow....

    *speechless*

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  12. Toto 'February 27, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    ....................hmmm......

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  13. Keko Chez UmarFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    Lu putusin aja abg kayak gitu
    Bakalan miskomunikasi terus

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  14. Selva RizqiFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:46 PM

    cape deh............................

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  15. farian sakinahFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    aldi.... gue kira pedofili lo udah sembuh....


    jadi mau terusin pelajarannya gak????

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  16. Selva RizqiFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    wah tamu kita yang satu ini ternyata abg yah??????????? faseh...........

    wakakakakkakakakak

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  17. Keko Chez UmarFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    Gila mau dengerin lagu aja pake miscall dulu ke nomor orang

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  18. yelli ordinary peopleFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    ini baru dapet sms lagi niy, kodenya lebih gampang

    iKAn TuNA dBkR Hngu5,Q cM pNgn HbZin bÖNuZ.. bKiN gARiz pKE' bATok,yo wEz gT ToX.. pAK EKÖ bLi sABuN yO wEz mATuR nuWUn.. iKÄN HiU mKn tERi yUu..K mARi...!!

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  19. arien, nengFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    Ass. KL0 w Mc J9n di an9kT yE... W m0 dEn9R nssP NA nEeh,, bTw nEeh judL nyE pe N n0pz kodE L9u nyE brPe? maAp yE lo 9N66u,, s x lg! MaAp... 6a pa" kN... l3Z GpL!

    =======================================
    assallamualaikum

    kalo gw miskol jangan diangkat ye.. gw mo denger NSP-nya nih.. btw nih judulnya apa dan nomer kode lagunya berapa? maaph ya kalo ganggu.. sekali lagi! maap.. ga papa kan.. I3Z GpL (apa ini??)



    =========================================

    pass.. *nunggu jawaban "I3Z GpL" sama chezumar di balik puun nangka*

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  20. arien, nengFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    gw juga nangis sampe loncat harimau waktu baca (baca doang..)


    ..kapan2 sms aldi pake kalimat begini ah (kaya ngerti aje!!)

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  21. Selva RizqiFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    Dy iTu hoZ'y D 9nN9 bTu,,KnaL 9x..??oOh yH Dy j9a sKa SmZaN mA cL..


    mas aldi tolong terjemahin dungs..............

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  22. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    horeeeee Umar jago! tadi lo miskol ke hape gw pengen denger RBT kan? hehehehe udah gw apussssss....

    *ngasih kado seperangkat kaos kaki basah ke umar*

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  23. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    *langsung forward ke umar*

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  24. i RamadhanFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    I3Z Gpl = Bales Ga Pake Lama....

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  25. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 3:59 PM

    *langsung block nomer arien*

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  26. benny rhamdaniFebruary 27, 2008 at 3:59 PM

    y kr4in th ap ...

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  27. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    Well done! kamu boleh keluar kelas duluwan kalo gitu...

    :)

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  28. Jia eFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    siapa ya yang pertamakali menciptakan kode enkripsi ini?
    hebat...bisa menyapukan gelombang virus hingga jutaan pengikut remaja-remaja zombie bahasa di seluruh indonesia...ck ck ck

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  29. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:01 PM

    Ron, sepertinya lo deh yang lebih fasih bahasa abg, wkkkk

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  30. arief kFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    ya oroh.....bujug dah ini mah bahasa enkong gw kalo lagi ngobrol sambil ngupi sama temen2nye............busyet dah bocah!! gw pikir apaan yakh!!

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  31. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    hehe lepas tangan tuh... ayo kerjain lagi!

    *ngasih lembaran soal yg baru*

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  32. i RamadhanFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:03 PM

    itu hasil dr smsan ama lo pak

    hahaha

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  33. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    sumpah inilah yg bikin gw kagum! mereka bisa begitu telaten bolak-balik mencet capslock-nya hp... ckckckck

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  34. Keko Chez UmarFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:05 PM

    Iya, tadi gw juga mau tau NSP apa yang elu pasang untuk menggaet para abege :))

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  35. Jia eFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    mereka butuh waktu sekilat cahaya untuk mengirim sms dengan gaya seperti itu. Ge sering liat ABG2 itu tangannya menari2 seperti kesetanan waktu ngirim sms....dan tetep telaten mencet capslock

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  36. Gina (*_*)February 27, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    *iseng tiada tara*

    dia itu house (rumah ) nya di gang batu (he? batu?) kenal gak? oh ya dia juga suka sms-an ama cl ....


    *mule paham ama sms abege*

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  37. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    pry, mulut lo musti gw jejelin apa ya biar diem....

    ;)

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  38. arien, nengFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    loh loh???

    k3n4pZ s1?

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  39. Gina (*_*)February 27, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    waktu adek gw pinjem hape gw...rasanya mo teriak marah......


    gw takut tombol2nya rusak gara2 adek gw napsu bener neken huruf2nya.....

    ckckckck ternyata buat ganti2 huruf gede

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  40. Selva RizqiFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:12 PM

    y@ 4mPun @b9 jAm@n 5kr4n9..................

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  41. Citra SavitriFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:12 PM

    huahauahahhahaahahaha ..
    gue jadi belajar bahasa ginian gara-gara spg kantor gue sms gue pake bahasa beginian semua. mesti baca sms mereka 2-3 kali baru ngerti.
    tapi sampe sekarang tetep aja belum jagoan. tetep aja bengong liat soal dari lo di .. :))

    btw gue bener-bener kagum dengan dia yang ganti-ganti huruf kecil-besar .. gue ngetik di komputer aja males pake metode ginian, apalagi di keypad hape .. :))

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  42. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:13 PM

    *kasih gina hadiah obeng terbaru*

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  43. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:16 PM

    terlambat, udah ada yg jawab diatas!

    *kasih hukuman ngesot keliling lapangan*

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  44. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:17 PM

    makanya gw bilang SALUT buat abg2 sekarang :)

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  45. Keko Chez UmarFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    ntar minta sama Nokia bikin mode khusus 'ABG case', di luar mode 'lower case', 'upper case', dan 'capitalize'

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  46. fickle boonFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:19 PM

    anak jama sekarang.
    semang gak pegel tuh yah ngetiknya? salut eike

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  47. Keko Chez UmarFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:20 PM

    9nN9 bTu = gang buntu
    cL = Cinta Laura

    Huauaahahahahuhahah

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  48. Teguh RasyidFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:20 PM

    *mengerjakan dengan cepat dan lihai* :))

    padahal kalo sms model kayak gini gak nyaman sekali.. riweuh...

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  49. pry pryFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:22 PM

    kok pada ngemengin abg sih.. emang salah mereka nulis begitu?
    salahin kalian yg ga ngerti dong.. huh!!!
    kalian ga tau sih, dimana letak menyenangkannya abege :-P ;-)

    jadi Di pelangkahnya apa
    *dohh tolong dong, bantu gue jaga mulut gue, kelepasan mulu nih*

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  50. fickle boonFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    aldi mo nikaaahhh???

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  51. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    pL3z d 6A6 us4 1xut24N!

    *suer gw butuh bbrp saat buat ngetik beginian doang*

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  52. pry pryFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:24 PM

    kok pada nyalahin abege sih?
    emang salah mereka nulis gitu? yg salah itu kalian, yg ngga cukup cerdas dng bahasa mereka..huh
    kalian sih ngga tau dimana nikmatnya abege ;-)

    jadi pelangkahnya apa Di?
    *ya ampun nih mulut gue pang.. kelepasan mulu*

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  53. Jia eFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    7@D! aLd| mW Nk@h sM 4b6?


    huahahahahaha....kok gw ketularan siiiy?

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  54. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    Pry!!!!! gw minta pelangkah abg pantura 7 biji! puasssssss????

    ;p

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  55. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:28 PM

    w 64x N63rTi!!!!

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  56. Gina (*_*)February 27, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    apalagi gw cuyyyy

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  57. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    Teguh pintar sudah selesai! ayo sekarang nyuci lapangan basket sana!

    :)

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  58. Ricka M.February 27, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    ck ck ABG jaman skg memang berbakat..
    hadoooooh pusing...

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  59. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:33 PM

    amiiiiiiiiin!

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  60. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:35 PM

    aduh anak ini nimbrung ajah, sana gih bayar listrik, nanti sekolah kita diputus listriknya :)

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  61. yelli ordinary peopleFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    jadi yang mau nikah itu pry ato aldi?

    *dibahas :D

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  62. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    wakakaka!
    :D

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  63. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:38 PM

    toto dan jia harap mengerjakan soal jgn bengong!

    *guru galak*

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  64. Selva RizqiFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:38 PM

    wah kode ini ngalahin bahasa steno dungs

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  65. Ricka M.February 27, 2008 at 4:39 PM

    gue yah? emang sekolah kita pake listrik? biasanya juga lilinan ato lampu semprong :D

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  66. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:40 PM

    Pry mo nikah sama ABG pantura!

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  67. ' Badai 'February 27, 2008 at 4:41 PM

    berarti akademi sekretari ada materi baru:
    "Menulis Cepat ala ABG"

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  68. Agnes JusufFebruary 27, 2008 at 5:52 PM

    Hahahahahaha... emang gitu deh gaya nulisnya ABG sekarang... yang salutnya sih, ngetik smsnya pada cepet... kaya ngetik pake keyboard ajah ^_^

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  69. lifa wFebruary 27, 2008 at 6:26 PM

    Fa juga sering kesel adek fa yg Sma itu ngirim sms begini dah... bikin puyeng... Fa aja yg Indonesia ndk ngerti Eeeh dia malah ngirim ke suami Fa yg minta diterjemahin lagi.....
    kayaknya perlu kamus ABG deh

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  70. astrid saraswaty dewiFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:57 PM

    jadi Aldi mau nikah ama ABG ...gitu???

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  71. fickle boonFebruary 28, 2008 at 7:13 AM

    aldi nikah sama ABG pantura? hueeeeeeeee... *tobat di*

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  72. Alvian AlvianFebruary 28, 2008 at 8:32 AM

    segitu doang masih gampang boss..g pernah dapat sms dari abg yang salah kirim..parah ga ada huruf hidupnya sama sekali...g ga bales eh dia telpon g bilang salah eh minta kenalan..cape deh..

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  73. zie mFebruary 28, 2008 at 9:14 AM

    hakakhahahahahahha...

    i have seen it all babe..
    kl saja lo bisa liat sms2 yang masuk ke server sms kantor gw dari para pembaca majalah gw.. hadooooh!

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  74. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    *jejelin kayu bakar ke mulut chatfly*

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  75. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:40 AM

    deh cape....................

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  76. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:41 AM

    maoooooooooo!!!!

    *sambil buka baju buka celana, hihihi emangnya mau dimandiin?*

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  77. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    x4mU n63M3n6 4V4 z3h????

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  78. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    ayo kamu bisa!

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  79. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    kayak lo kan? wkkkkkk :D

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  80. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    hehehe ayo kerjakan di papan tulis!

    *ngasih kapur tulis*

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  81. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    hihihi gag takut digodain genderuwo?

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  82. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    kenapa S1?
    soalnya S2 aja belon, wkkkkk ;p

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  83. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    hayo atuh bikin buku ttg fenomena inih... :)

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  84. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    zombie bahasa? huahahaha nice quote!

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  85. ' Badai 'February 28, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    engkong gaul euy!

    :)

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  86. Ricka M.February 28, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    woh bang badai napsu reply comments :P

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  87. Macaca FascicularisFebruary 28, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    tjis! kelakuan...

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  88. Bona RayFebruary 28, 2008 at 2:34 PM

    Pa kabar Di .. ?

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  89. LaLa YusriFebruary 29, 2008 at 11:01 AM

    udah gitu ngirim smsnya sambil merem alias gak perlu liat screen... karena udah apal sama hurup2 keyboard.. *sigh

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  90. Chia KorompotMarch 1, 2008 at 2:38 PM

    Eh pada disini juga ya.. Ahiks Ahiks.. Cenengnaaa.. *ngupil*

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  91. ' Badai 'March 4, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    aduh cape... udah dulu ah... ;p

    *ngos2an nulis reply*

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  92. Hanifa FaoziaMay 3, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    Bang Eko hebaaaat.. pasti nanya ke sepupu kita y9 m45iH 489 ituch (btw.. ch masich jaman ngga sich?)

    2Badai, ditunggu trus postingan2nya ^_^

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  93. Hanifa FaoziaMay 3, 2008 at 2:05 PM

    Bang Eko hebaaaat.. pasti nanya ke sepupu kita y9 m45iH 489 ituch (btw.. ch masich jaman ngga sich?)

    eh, tapi gitu2 masih pake assalamu'alaikum yah tuh bocah

    2Badai, ditunggu trus postingan2nya ^_^

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  94. ' Badai 'May 6, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    haik!!!

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